(Kids are playing outside, having some fun)

Daughter: I’m leaving now. Bye!
Mom: Where you going?
Daughter: To Canada…
Mom: Oh really? How about you, son?
Son: To Skate Country! (a local skating rink we’ve been to a few times)

Me: Isn’t Canada basically Skate Country?
Wife: Bwahahaah!
Me: That’s right 🙂

Sometimes dad jokes just happen when you least expect it.